sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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