do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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