Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i now understand why vodka
You were trust falling into bushes
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