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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(630): View more from Illinois

which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

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(512): View more from Texas

Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.

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(937): View more from Ohio

A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.

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(302): View more from Delaware

It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert

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(770): View more from Georgia

Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Lord god protect this child

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(760): View more from California

just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again

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