his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
