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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.

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(619): View more from California

Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?

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(559): View more from California

today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.

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(301): View more from Maryland

dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(615): View more from Tennessee

took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now

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(404): View more from Georgia

Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?

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