Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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