Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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