Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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