Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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