i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
birth control should be required to get into college
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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