end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
