Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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