She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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