i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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