We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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