Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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