Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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