dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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