they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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