He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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