I puked a lego.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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