The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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