I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have aggressive nipples.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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