you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
