he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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