Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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