i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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