Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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