is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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