is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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