Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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