Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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