Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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