dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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