I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
