these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
