he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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