Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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