Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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