doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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