Only a mothe r could love this liver
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just had sex on a roof
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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