I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I need you to use more vowels.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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