at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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