Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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