Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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