There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
This is the high leading the old right now
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Floor bacon is actually really good
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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