Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
