I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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