Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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