We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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