Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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