Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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